“I like the smell of your colon…. AICOLON” 

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fuckyeahidonteven:

the most interesting man in the world

HAHAHAAHAHA OMG. CLARISSA. 

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New Year’s Challenge - Day 2: 5 people who changed your life this year and why

1&2. Uncle Jimmy & Aunt Carol. They’re a package deal. They’ve always really been there for me ever since I was little. He’s undeniably my favourite uncle… given that I’ve lost most of them this past year. Carol is just hilarious and is like the cool aunt. They just give me really good advice that hits me hard and they both assure me that life will be okay. I can talk to them about anything and I know they’ll always be there for me. They drove me back to Guelph last weekend and we just had some good talks during the car ride.

3. Clarissa. We’re not usually on a sappy level, so this will be interesting. I’ve known this girl all of my life. She probably knows me better than anyone else. I don’t know, we can just be together and not do anything and it’s cool. Ever since university started, I’ve seen her a lot more than my other friends and she’s surprisingly not sick of me, vice versa. Clarissa and my #4 person, Rebecca, have been through some interesting times together. Definitely know where we stand with certain people, and the 3 of us are pretty much unbreakable. We cried more this year together (well particular day) than we have all the years we’ve known each other, combined. 

4. Rebecca. You hilarious girl. Your one liners kill meeeeee, and your weird bed habit does too haha. Thanks for coming over to Clarissa’s every time I went. Thanks for also providing the movies. AND stealing all of the blanket ;) You and I will always be vacation roommates hahah.  

5. Brother bear. You suck. 

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