Do you see this shit? This stupid calendar fell at 5am this morning and made the most noise possible. It sounded like thunder and crashing. It scared me so bad that I woke up and thought there was an earthquake or tornado, or some other natural disaster. Then I realized that the tv at the foot of my bed was still upright. I then thought someone broke in to my window to come and kill me. I need to stop waking up in fear.