k fucking yo.

I was lying in my bed and I felt a tickle on my arm. I brushed it off thinking it was a stray hair or whatever. It kept tickling and I thought nothing of it since I usually don’t get the hair on the first try. I brushed it off once more and felt something, knowing all too well that feeling. I look down in terror and see this fucking spider chilling on my bed, and it starts to crawl the creepy way that it does. I jump up, get a leg cramp, and get that fucker with a shoe. How the hell am I supposed to sleep?